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'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo Here!
This blog is about all the TREE MENDOUS ways to annoy inanimate objects, people, foods and more!
The first post is about...
11 Ways to Annoy... A Tomato!
1. Run behind it and yell "Hey! Wait! I can't ketchup!"
2. Ask it if it wants a BLT for dinner.
3. Suggest some aloe lotion for it's sunburn.
4. Ask if it heard about Susie through the "Vine."
5. Hug it until it pops.
6. Call it fat.
7. Ask it if it's blushing because it loves you.
8. Draw a face on it and give it a big nose.
10. Ask it if it knows Larry the Cucumber.
11. Ask if he works for Hunts.
Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Uno!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
XD
"Look at the tomato. Isn't it sad. He can't dance. He wishes he could dance, sweet and smooth like the cucumber. But he can't"
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