'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo here,
But you probably already knew this,
Seeing as you have stumbled upon my little blog,
Weell,
I felt like blogging,
So here I am!
(Prerequisite to this post)
I use hairbands,
Rubber bands that tie up your hair into a ponytail (Or pig tails, either works),
And today I accidentally snapped one at my mirror,
Which in turn snapped back into my face,
Thus creating an "Ouch" moment,
So herefore,
I am creating a revenge post,
Against that blasted hairband!
Weell,
Without further adieu,
11 Ways to Annoy... A Hairband!
1. Put your hair up and make sure you tie it REAL tight.
2. Snap it against a wall.
3. Tie up toothbrushes with it.
4. Chew on it.
5. "Accidentally" drop it outside... IN THE SNOW!
6. Make sure your hair is extremely frizzy (Or with a lot of hairspray) before you put it up.
7. Drop it in the sink with running water.
8. Snap it in half.
10. Give it to a friend who has really greasy hair.
11. Put it in a box with a bunch of hairpins, and make sure to stick a few in it.
Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Cuatro!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
XD
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Cuatro!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
XD
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