11 Ways to Annoy... A Spanish Speaker!

Weell Hellur Children!

'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo Here,

Again.

The dreaded snow is finally melting!

Hurrah!

(Prerequisite to this post)

I had Spanish class today.

It was fun.

We had to sing a song called "Contigo"

It's STILL STUCK IN MY BRAIN,

My brain matter is floating around in a pool of Spanish.

Poor brain.

So I feel the need to annoy someone who speaks Spanish.

(Mainly the singers of "Contigo")

Sooo...

Introducing...

11 Ways to Annoy... A Spanish Speaker!

1. Sing Ritmo Vuelta relentlessly.

2. Follow them constantly and shout, "¿Que? No comprendo! NO COMPRENDO!"

3. Point to everything you see saying "¿Que es esto?"

4. Sing the opening from "Bop to the Top", from High School Musical.

5. Whenever they walk up to someone, hide behind them and say "Tú eres muy antipatico, estupido!"

6. Ask them if their name is Nacho Libre, Constantly.

7. Say "I'm a good Spanish counter!" Then proceed to repeat 1-10 in Spanish, five times.

8. Offer them some "Maize" on the cob.

10. Ask them if they know how to wrestle, lucha libre style.

11. Point to their head and yell "Cabeza es muy estupido!" And run away screaming "JaJaJa!"

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Seis!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD