11 Ways to Annoy... A Book!

Weell Hellur Children!
Miss Emmzie Roo Here!
But you probably already knew this,
Seeing as you are here...
Staring at the words I type...
Conitnuing to follow my text...
Why are you stalking me?!
I keed,
I keed!
You are here because of the amazing ways you wish to annoy a book.
Correct?
Si.
Correct.
Weell,
I don't like textbooks,
Or books,
Because they always get lost on me,
And hide for a decade.
So...
I make this new post,
In hopes you like...


11 Ways to Annoy... A Book!
1. Dog ear the pages and NEVER return them to the correct position.
2. Throw it in a lake and scream "You are GONE WITH THE WIND, BABY!"
3. Let your pet nibble it.
4. Drive it past a library while singing "You'll never go ho-ome, You'll never go ho-ome!"
5. When in the library, throw it off the shelf.
6. Write on every page.
7. Rip out pages VERY slowly.
8. Sit it in a chair, tie it up, and burn it's brothers!
10. Sell it at a thrift store for ten cents.
11. Hit someone with it.


Noowww Children,
I am not saying never read,
Reading is a good thing!
I do most often,
And quite enjoy,
But if you have ONE book you do not like,
Or refuse to read,
(Mainly Twilight)
Then these tips work grrrr-reat!


Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Cinco!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD