11 Ways to Annoy... An Annoying Little Sister!

SO UNBELIEVABLY GRAND TO BE HOME!

(Most apologies, Children!)

(Prerequisite to this post)

I was at my father's this weekend for his birthday,

(Happy birthday daddy!)

And I spent the night at my grandmother's,

With my two little sisters.

Joy.

One of them is very sweet, 

kind, 

and loving. 

The other is the spawn of the devil himself,

I swear it.

She would cry about nothing,

Scream if someone touched her items,

And plain annoy you to get attention,

She's 8.

And a half.

My six year old sister,

(The other one)

Is more mature than her! 

So,

Needless to say,

I had a migraine most of the weekend.

But,

It was worth it because my daddy was happy.

Sooo...

Anyways...

I felt a little need to vent some anger,

So here we go....

11 Ways to Annoy... An Annoying Little Sister!

1. Take her teddy bear and hide it.

2. Mimic her and cry obnoxiously.

3. Show favoritism to other sibling.

4. Ignore her when she's crying.

5. Tie her teddy bear over a boiling pot of water then slowly lower it whilst she's panicking.

6. Switch your things with her things (In her bag)

7. When she's doing something to get attention, act like she isn't there.

8. Do fun things with other sibling.

10. Hug her and hold her in the hug for two minutes.

11. Run away from her screaming "MOMMY, THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL IS FOLLOWING ME!"

Heh Heh Heh.

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Ocho!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
         XD