Must... Add... Adorable... Picture!

Army Officer: Well.. They're small, agile, and will work for acorns!
Army Private: And they're so darn ADORABLE!
Army Seargent: *Facepalm*

I just had to add him.
(Foreshadow to my next post)

What is... A Podcast?

Podcast: A media file posted to a website (Audio/Video) that people make to put their ideas across a stream.

What did you learn about podcasting?

I learned that it can be about anything, within reason.
The main podcasts are about:
-Religion
-Science
-Comedy
-Food

And it's all up to the creator!

What ideas do you have for a podcast?

Well....

-Rats
-11 Ways to Annoy... (Keep with my theme)
- Computers

(I would love the rat one, but noone would listen!)

11 Ways to Annoy... An iPod!

(Homework: A podcast is a video/sound segment put on iTunes so people can download and put onto iPods/iPads)

(Prerequisite to this post)

I have an iPod.
It's acting up.
I need some help with it,
If anyone can help me,
I'd greatly appreciate it.
But anyway,
Here we go...

11 Ways to Annoy... An iPod!
1. Have an old version of iTunes.
2. Play "Friday" constantly.
3. Have Justin Bieber applications.
4. Kick it.
5. Melt the metal slowly with a blowtorch.
6. Have ten of the same stupid songs.
7. Overflow it's memory.
8. Get the screen full of fingerprints.
10. Clean it with snow/dirt.
11. Put it on it's dock then walk back and forth with a spotlight centered on it's screen and repeatedly say "Were YOU the one who deleted my Rebecca Black? HMM? HMMMMM?"


Mu a a a!

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Diez! (No me gusta el number nueve)
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
         XD

(Something Different) Disconnection. Me?

Weell Y'see Children,
T'day I was asked if I had ever thought about,
Disconnecting.

In lamens terms,
Yes.
Yes I have.
And I succeeded,
For a time.
But,
Then I realized how to limit myself.
And it got easier to balance life in general with online life.
I became a whole person.
One who is the same online,
As she is in the flesh.

It was hard.
And it would be hard again.
But I do not have any kind of inclination,
To do it again.
Too much of my real life is now online.
School,
Friends,
Music,
Family.
It's all just there.
I can talk to my cousin up north,
And be on a Skype with my friend,
Abby,
From School.
All at the same time.
And never miss a beat.
So I would enjoy some time off,
Give myself a break from the hour or so,
Radiation I get in a night.

But to summarize:
Yes,
I would like to.
Yet,
At the same time.
No.
I would hate it.

With a burning passion.


It's just the way it is now.
And if you know how to use it properly,
It is not,
By any means,
A bad thing.
People just need to restrict themselves,
Will power,
People!

Thank you.

11 Ways to Annoy... An Annoying Little Sister!

SO UNBELIEVABLY GRAND TO BE HOME!

(Most apologies, Children!)

(Prerequisite to this post)

I was at my father's this weekend for his birthday,

(Happy birthday daddy!)

And I spent the night at my grandmother's,

With my two little sisters.

Joy.

One of them is very sweet, 

kind, 

and loving. 

The other is the spawn of the devil himself,

I swear it.

She would cry about nothing,

Scream if someone touched her items,

And plain annoy you to get attention,

She's 8.

And a half.

My six year old sister,

(The other one)

Is more mature than her! 

So,

Needless to say,

I had a migraine most of the weekend.

But,

It was worth it because my daddy was happy.

Sooo...

Anyways...

I felt a little need to vent some anger,

So here we go....

11 Ways to Annoy... An Annoying Little Sister!

1. Take her teddy bear and hide it.

2. Mimic her and cry obnoxiously.

3. Show favoritism to other sibling.

4. Ignore her when she's crying.

5. Tie her teddy bear over a boiling pot of water then slowly lower it whilst she's panicking.

6. Switch your things with her things (In her bag)

7. When she's doing something to get attention, act like she isn't there.

8. Do fun things with other sibling.

10. Hug her and hold her in the hug for two minutes.

11. Run away from her screaming "MOMMY, THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL IS FOLLOWING ME!"

Heh Heh Heh.

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Ocho!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
         XD

11 Ways to Annoy... A Spazzy Cat!

Weell Children,
'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo here,
Again,
And today my cat sat on the back of my computer chair,
Batting at my hair.
'Twas quite awkward...


Soo...


Here we go again!


11 Ways to Annoy... A Spazzy Cat!
1. Pretend to throw a ball, then after they go try and find it, actually throw it.
2. Shake a treat bag just a WEE bit too high for their head.
3. OmNomNom their tail with a puppet.
4. Make said puppet squeak.
5. Run around and make mouse noises.
6. Eat their food.
7. Snuggle them when they want to get away.
8. Hold their ear.
10. Pretend to play with their catnip toy.
11. Watch Cats vs Dogs and pretend to think they're Kitty Galore.
12. (Later add from JoJo) Laser pointer.




Y'see?
My kitty is now in for some "fun"!


Bye!




Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Siete!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
         XD

11 Ways to Annoy... A Spanish Speaker!

Weell Hellur Children!

'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo Here,

Again.

The dreaded snow is finally melting!

Hurrah!

(Prerequisite to this post)

I had Spanish class today.

It was fun.

We had to sing a song called "Contigo"

It's STILL STUCK IN MY BRAIN,

My brain matter is floating around in a pool of Spanish.

Poor brain.

So I feel the need to annoy someone who speaks Spanish.

(Mainly the singers of "Contigo")

Sooo...

Introducing...

11 Ways to Annoy... A Spanish Speaker!

1. Sing Ritmo Vuelta relentlessly.

2. Follow them constantly and shout, "¿Que? No comprendo! NO COMPRENDO!"

3. Point to everything you see saying "¿Que es esto?"

4. Sing the opening from "Bop to the Top", from High School Musical.

5. Whenever they walk up to someone, hide behind them and say "Tú eres muy antipatico, estupido!"

6. Ask them if their name is Nacho Libre, Constantly.

7. Say "I'm a good Spanish counter!" Then proceed to repeat 1-10 in Spanish, five times.

8. Offer them some "Maize" on the cob.

10. Ask them if they know how to wrestle, lucha libre style.

11. Point to their head and yell "Cabeza es muy estupido!" And run away screaming "JaJaJa!"

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Seis!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD 

Cute Picture!

Hellur,
Something Differant,
Children!

A Cee-UTE Picture!
For your viewing pleasure!

My Cee-UTE little Rat,
GusGus!

Isn't he just the CEE-UTEST?

11 Ways to Annoy... A Book!

Weell Hellur Children!
Miss Emmzie Roo Here!
But you probably already knew this,
Seeing as you are here...
Staring at the words I type...
Conitnuing to follow my text...
Why are you stalking me?!
I keed,
I keed!
You are here because of the amazing ways you wish to annoy a book.
Correct?
Si.
Correct.
Weell,
I don't like textbooks,
Or books,
Because they always get lost on me,
And hide for a decade.
So...
I make this new post,
In hopes you like...


11 Ways to Annoy... A Book!
1. Dog ear the pages and NEVER return them to the correct position.
2. Throw it in a lake and scream "You are GONE WITH THE WIND, BABY!"
3. Let your pet nibble it.
4. Drive it past a library while singing "You'll never go ho-ome, You'll never go ho-ome!"
5. When in the library, throw it off the shelf.
6. Write on every page.
7. Rip out pages VERY slowly.
8. Sit it in a chair, tie it up, and burn it's brothers!
10. Sell it at a thrift store for ten cents.
11. Hit someone with it.


Noowww Children,
I am not saying never read,
Reading is a good thing!
I do most often,
And quite enjoy,
But if you have ONE book you do not like,
Or refuse to read,
(Mainly Twilight)
Then these tips work grrrr-reat!


Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Cinco!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD

11 Ways to Annoy... A Hairband!

Hellur Children!
'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo here,
But you probably already knew this,
Seeing as you have stumbled upon my little blog,
Weell,
I felt like blogging, 
So here I am!


(Prerequisite to this post) 
I use hairbands,
Rubber bands that tie up your hair into a ponytail (Or pig tails, either works),
And today I accidentally snapped one at my mirror,
Which in turn snapped back into my face, 
Thus creating an "Ouch" moment,
So herefore,
I am creating a revenge post,
Against that blasted hairband!


Weell, 
Without further adieu,




11 Ways to Annoy... A Hairband!
1. Put your hair up and make sure you tie it REAL tight.
2. Snap it against a wall.
3. Tie up toothbrushes with it.
4. Chew on it.
5. "Accidentally" drop it outside... IN THE SNOW!
6. Make sure your hair is extremely frizzy (Or with a lot of hairspray) before you put it up.
7. Drop it in the sink with running water.
8. Snap it in half.
10. Give it to a friend who has really greasy hair.
11. Put it in a box with a bunch of hairpins, and make sure to stick a few in it.

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Cuatro!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD

11 Ways to Annoy... Parents on a Snow Day!

Weell Children,
'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo,
Back Once Again,
T'day You see, we have an ACTUAL Snow Day at my place of education,
What a Joyous thing! 
Soooooooo, I felt the need to write a list of the 'leven ways to annoy your parents... On a Snow Day.
I do so hope you initiate these as you embark on your fluffy white journeys in the upcoming winters and springs :) 
I normally do not have much to say on subjects, but snow is a HORRID thing in my Spring-Stained eyes. 
Oh dearie me! I seem to be rambling! (Woopsies!)

Anywho,
Here we Have,


11 Ways to Annoy... Your Parents on a Snow Day!
1. Wake them up EXTRA early and be ready for school.
2. Refuse to believe them when they tell you you can go back to bed.
3. Insist they drive you to school and cry when they won't.
4. Say "MOOOOOOOOM, I'm BORED." Every ten seconds.
5. Ask what the white stuff is outside.
6. Ask if they will be your teachers for the day.
7. When they leave to go to work/shopping etc. stand by the door and whine like a dog.
8. Run around in a Fairy Tutu with Rebecca Black on Youtube cranked at full blast.
10. Insist you can't go back to sleep because there's a monster under your bed.
11. Try and make a snow fort INSIDE the house.






Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Tres!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD

11 Ways to Annoy... Snow!

Weell Children,
'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo,
Back Once Again,
Ahh I love the Smell of Spring!


Anywho, 
Here we Have,


11 Ways to Annoy... Snow!
1. Kick it. 
2. Take a blowtorch to it.
3. Let your furry friend... wet... on it.
4. Turn it into a pudgy little man.
5. Throw it at someone.
6. Eat it.
7. Sit on it.
8. Slide down a hill of it in a toboggan.
10. Make it into a fort then throw a HUGE party!
11. Stomp on it in rubber boots.




Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Dos!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you! 
         XD

11 Ways to Annoy... A Tomato!

Hellur There!
'Tis Miss Emmzie Roo Here!

This blog is about all the TREE MENDOUS ways to annoy inanimate objects, people, foods and more!

The first post is about...

11 Ways to Annoy... A Tomato!

1. Run behind it and yell "Hey! Wait! I can't ketchup!"
2. Ask it if it wants a BLT for dinner.
3. Suggest some aloe lotion for it's sunburn.
4. Ask if it heard about Susie through the "Vine."
5. Hug it until it pops.
6. Call it fat.
7. Ask it if it's blushing because it loves you.
8. Draw a face on it and give it a big nose.
10. Ask it if it knows Larry the Cucumber.
11. Ask if he works for Hunts.


Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Uno!
This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
         XD