I love ducks.
But when I was little,
one jumped out and scared me as I was about to give it a piece of bread.
My mom brought me to the park as a small child to feed the ducks. T
his mildly scarred me for life.
But, I still want a pet duck...
Anywho… This is….
11 Ways to Annoy… A Duck!
1. Pluck it’s feathers.
2. Follow it around, waggle your hind end and quack obnoxiously at it’s family.
3. Put it in a clown costume and charge people five cents to see “Quackly… The singing dancing duck!”
4. Ask him the best type of duck to make duck ala orange…
5. Ask him If you can borrow a feather for a pen.
6. Put him in a diaper!
7. Ask him if he knows the Ugly Duckling.
8. Ask him if he dyes his eggs for Easter.
10. If he isn’t small, fluffy, and yellow, ask him to dye his feathers, fatten up, and lose a few inches.
(And the special bonus one!)
11. Whenever he says something, laugh loudly and say "Wow! You quack me up!"
Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Doce! This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
XD
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Doce! This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
XD
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