11 Ways to Annoy... A Stalker!

Ahhh Children!
I am SO sorry!
Miss Emmzie's just been REAL busy.
But,
I LOVE YOU

(Prerequsite to this post)
We've all had one.
That creepy person who constantly follows you and your friends.
Or just you.
Maybe they hide in the shadows.
Maybe they just follow you and are right there ALL the time.
It's not fun,
'Tis it?
Anyway...
HERE WE GO!


11 Ways to Annoy... A Stalker!
1. Stalk them back.
2. When you notice them following you, start talking about them in a mimicky voice.
3. Turn around and yell "HELLOOOOO!"
4. Ask them if they want a picture, it will last longer.
5. Ask them if they're for hire because there's someone who needs a good stalkin'!
6. Tell them you are going to call the proper authorities unless they start dancing like Justin Bieber.
7. On they're Facebook write "OMG YOU FOLLOW ME!" 167 times.
8. Say they remind you of your dead parrot.
10. Run away screaming "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER!"
11. Tell them you will be their friend if they yell "I LOVE REBECCA BLACK"

Weell Children,
Theere you have it,
Blog Number Once! This has been,
Miss Emmzie Roo,
And leaving now,
So remember,
Happy Annoyances!
And I love you!
         XD